What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:57
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What are some sex stories from your college days?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??